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Interesting, but has problems literally from square one, since it would allow hamburgers in the hardline traditionalist sandwich category. Whatever one finally thinks the answer is, hamburger-as-sandwich is most definitely not a hardline traditionalist position--and yet, well, it certainly does seem to satisfy our traditional criteria for sandwich-hood...

Regardless, the most interesting question raised by the chart is clearly: Do you want to live in a world where a Pop-Tart is a sandwich?

It seems an attractive proposition, and I can definitely see arguments in its favor. But, if radical sandwich anarchy reigns supreme, then isn't a Combo a sandwich too? Or an almond kiss? Isn't fried chicken? And isn't that going too far: