It is me, I do keep my hair cut short like that. I used to shave it but that was a pain so I clip it as short as I can once a week. I am on the river almost every day as a guide. I always cover up. Doc says this is from my younger days when I thought it was cool to be tan. Didn't mean to make anybody sick but ask the doc to give me a photo of it at it's worse. I do a lot of kayak fishing seminars and will add this in to my talking points.