I found a ballet slipper, within the pickup/dropoff range for the elementary school, but actually right in front of a Mormon temple. I picked it up and took it back to the crossing guard.
I felt fast today, but nowhere near any
PR's. It seems like they were all set in 2014/15, either on my Paramount or Super Sport. My current commuter bike just isn't quite as fast and I'm thinking my condition isn't as good either.
In non-commuting news, I signed up to captain my tandem with a blind stoker next Saturday the 3rd.