Tapped twice, mowed down once. The guy who mowed me down failed to yield to oncoming traffic while turning left, told the police officer that he had the right of way because the light was green, and was awarded a 6 point reckless driving ticket. I still went to work (standing on the bus, since I couldn't sit for a while) and made it halfway through the class I was teaching before stopping to go see the doctor.

Surprisingly, I've never been sideswiped in a bike lane or shoulder, or hit while taking the lane. Turning vehicles are the most dangerous, in my experience, and I've learned to look at the drivers and see what's up before claiming my right of way. Though none of the incidents were my fault, there were things I could have done better; I've learned from my mistakes.