no. i've never heard of that. it's probably something worth checking out though.

but even beyond all of the various strategies for dealing with sweat, my dislike of summer goes deeper than that. i simply don't like warmth. i don't like the feeling of warmth. i don't enjoy the sensation of it. it's unpleasant and uncomfortable to me. warmth = badness.

i like cool. i like being cold. cold feels good to me. cold is very, very nice.

we're now officially in my least favorite season of the year.

i know i'm a bit unusual.



i'm also just extra grumpy because it's only mid-june and were already in the freaking 90s. it shouldn't be this effing hot yet.