Yeah screw all LBS's and all the employees and everyone in the industry that doesn't sell online because of one single employee at one shop whom I had a bad experience with but didn't provide details on. Jeff Bezos is only a billionaire let's make him a trillionaire and hope all the workers starve and die because they are filthy scum!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Plus those dirty rotten scumbags at the LBS let me test ride bikes and will even fix a bike I didn't buy there. I don't want to do that, I might get sweaty. I want to roll the dice and just get a bike I haven't tried out yet because it looks cool in the thumbnail!

If it ain't cheap and from an old brand that was bought out and changed, why bother!

/end sarcasm