Thanks everyone. I'm going to go with a Lezyne SV-5 because it fits all the bolts and derailleur screws on my bikes--except the cranks. I'll lose the chainbreaker, but it doesn't sound like that is ever much of an issue.
I excluded flats from my original question because I've had so many. I ride in Detroit, and there is a never-ending supply of broken glass and other metal annoyances. Two tubes and a patch kit are always with me.