Originally Posted by
patentcad
Let's do a bicycle race up Mt. Doom fatso.
In the meantime, get off my lawn.
Fatso? You obviously have an age-related cognitive impairment. Let me remind you I am 6 feet tall and typically around 140 pounds. Since you are my elder, I will forgive this lapse in memory.
Now a race DOWN Mt. Doom, you are going to win. I don't think you will beat me up it.