holy ****. i was busy doing stupid sprints on my rollers at home on my lunch break and, holy ****ing death ass, actually doing work at my job. never again, seriously. i am hungover. to set the record straight -- if you give me free cocaine, i will erode my nostrils with it.

anyhow, that is my bike. yes, the color scheme is totally outrageous. that's the ****ing point. if you know me, you understand. frankly, if you are going to buy a bike that is candy apple red with rainbow glitter flaking, you are obliged to make it as ridiculous as possible -- mismatched shades of yellow included. if it makes you feel any better, it is going to go all red (with the exception of the top tube protector that i absolutely love and refuse to remove. die) pretty soon. the richard sach's red regal is calling my name (pretty damn expensive, though). i originally went with yellow because there is some yellow accenting on the bottom bracket shell. i like ugly colors. yes i do. ugly == jackpot.