I have a long and interesting list of things thrown at me including firecrackers - LIT! Now that takes skill lighting them in a car with the window rolled down and timing it juuuuust right to pop under me.
Frankly, if the object was "soft" and not propelled by a weapon, I generally feel grateful. Community service suits me fine, especially if the kids record is OK. As for the weed...could not care less.