^^
Wow!

This morning I almost collided with a ninja salmon. I saw him in plenty of time and moved from the center of the bike lane to the left edge. But he was weaving like a drunk. My lights were on. At the last second he weaved straight at me. If I hadn't dodged into the traffic lane he would have hit me. I just yelled, "Watch where your going!" and kept going. Fortunately there was no traffic.