Originally Posted by
dweenk
Are we going to start a "Yo Momma Rides a..." thread?
Yo mamma rides a huffy aerowind!
Worst thing I could come up with.
Yo mamma so ugly, she gotta ride a CF bike to match her face!
Yo mamma so ugly, she got a Suntour decal on her forehead!
Your mamma so ugly, Dario Peggoretti paints pictures of her on his frames!
Yo momma so ugly, people think she was brazed by Worksop Raleigh in 1973!