Originally Posted by
Nighttrain
Come on, SquidP, you know that there are no unexplained phenoms in mechanical engineering. You've been spot on with all the previous instructions so this is shocking. I'll debunk this mystery with a micrometer, photos, and large blocks of time.
You are correct Sir.
The true scientific explanation as reported by a team of NASA engineers;
Abstract: Cheap ass primitive parts that only kinda fit together, sorta well enough, until you start jumping off curbs, which knocks their previously precisely mating surfaces into a state of mildly caddy wompus.
Our final verdict: Can't be fixed, no way, no how.