Originally Posted by
Drillium Dude
... Since my unaided eyeballs work about as well as @
Lascauxcaveman's ears...
DD
Wow, that's pretty effing bad.

Unfortunately, my eyes are that bad, too. So, on the one-foot-in-the-grave sweepstakes, I'm still one up on ya, buddy. Anyhoo, thank G_d modern corrective lens technology works a lot better than hearing aids! Otherwise I'd be a total invalid.