I suggest you pay me my £700 consulting fee if you want my expert opinion. We live in capitalist countries ... . we should do our part.

Send me the voucher and I will send you my initial survey. We will find exactly the solution you need.

(And I am in no way insanely jealous that people can get paid to ride bikes to work. In this country, people who cannot afford cars are forced to ride cheap bikes. That's what makes us great.)