'If they build all those roundabouts, they may as well station two or three ambulances there for all the accident they will have. Just one wont do.'
Most of the world has figured out how to use traffic circles safely, even New Mexicans; sad to hear that it would exceed the capacity of Nebraskans.
'Thirty minutes to cross the street?'
I've never had to wait this long to cross a street in LA or NYC or DC or Atlanta - things must really be cookin' in Ramsey County.