Originally Posted by
AndreyT
Follow Occam's razor principle: no need to invent/involve third parties, when all the usual suspects are right there in front of you. Face it, it might have been your dog who took your shoes. Dogs are pretty fond of shoes for some reason. Sunglasses - no so much.
(Have you been spending too much time riding your bicycle and too little time walking your dog lately?)
I'll say this. When you die, you want to come back as either a cat or a dog in our house.
