Originally Posted by
indyfabz
I must have left my new car unlocked one night. Someone rifled through the glove compartment but found nothing. They must have been too lazy to check the center compartment for change because it was still there. They also left behind an expensive pair of hiking boots that were covered by a large blanket. What they ended up taking were the all-weather floor mats out of back. Still in the plastic packaging. Maybe they also had a 2017 Subaru Forester and needed some new mats.
At least they gave you a trade. They left you the boots they used when burying the axe-murder victim.