Originally Posted by
ririder
They took about 65 cents in change and my bike shoes. My bike shoes!!WTF!!!
What's the point of that? The dumbass left a pair of $200 sunglasses hanging from the rearview mirror.
Prolly stole a bike from someone's garage, went to go for a spin, and realized that it didn't even have normal pedals!
Also: I slept through a fire alarm in college. Not a drill - like the actual alarm, in the middle of the night, when everybody has to get up and go outside in their jammies. Except for me, because I was sleeping.
I told my dad about it and he was like, "Oh yeah? Well I slept through a ballistic attack in Vietnam!"
Some of us take that sleeping thing seriously.