The secretaries in my department office were commenting on a large limb that had fallen nearby. One of them said it could have killed someone if it had hit them. A colleague with a fresh lump on his head said, "No, it just knocked me out." He was distracted by an attractive young woman walking nearby and didn't even hear the branch break.

This was his second such episode in a week. The earlier one involved a sudden gust of wind that revealed that a different pretty young woman wasn't wearing anything under her skirt. While he was staring at her, he rode his bike right into a plate glass window at a sporting goods store.

He said he was going to stop leering at women.