I got a powermeter implanted in my large intestine. I poop at 500w, which is pretty crazy I guess, but it is a stages butt power meter, and they are known to have power spikes. Replacing the battery is really difficult too. I cover the head unit (pairs to my garmin) while on the throne cuz it's just like too much pressure, sorta the same feeling you get when you have to go really bad at a friend's place but you don't wanna wreck their bathroom but you can't help it so you try to rush and hope they think you were just peeing, but trying to rush makes it worse and it takes what feels like hours and then everyone stares at you when you come out???