You thought Monty Python hit the apogee for inane jokes? Here it it folks, more Comedy Gold, mined from the deepest, foulest depths of the BF troll den.

All you folks suggesting that your bodies do not metabolism food and never have ... care to explain why you are alive .... or ... if you are human?

Everyone's body metabolizes a little differently, but the basic equation of calories consumed equals energy burned or mass stored .... unless somehow you are outside of human physiology and Newtonian physics .... not to say anyone is not being honest, refusing to use his or her full intellect in order to make a point, or Anything like that .... just, you know, Facts and reality.

You eat it, you wear it or burn it. Done.

Are we allowed to say "fact" and reality"?? Are they considered sources of micro-aggression? I'd hate to melt a snowflake.