In before "Militant Home-brew Chain Lube Guy" comes with his "Take one gallon of hydrazine rocket fuel, one quart of Red Line synthetic differential oil, and 5 pounds of free-range, organic beeswax and simmer for 5 days for 50,000 miles of chain life with no cassette wear" shtick.

P.S. Been using Pro-link Gold for years. Lube and wipe down often.