Whenever I look at a photo of someone wearing a bike helmet, it looks like a photo of someone wearing a bike helmet.

When I look in the mirror wearing a bike helmet, it looks as if some strange giant fungus has sprouted out of my head. Or I've developed a skull crest which would make any alien cringe with an inferiority complex. Or my head has turned into a psychedelic mushroom from Wonderland.

Is it just me? Do you guys all feel like that? Or am I just a mushroomhead???