Originally Posted by
leob1
If it's not now, it will be soon. One day you'll notice your tire needs air. But you won't be able to add any because the slime sealed the valve. So then you'll be stuck with a semi inflated tire. You'll get frustrated and angry that you can't fill your tire. You'll have a drink to calm down, then another, then another. You'll be too tired and drunk to ride so you'll sit on the couch and watch TV. Every time you think of your tire, you'll get pissed off and have another drink and flop on the couch. You'll stop riding, get fat and, die on your couch.
Don't use slime, it will kill you.
Not sure why but for some reason your wording reminds me of "Bwando.... the Thirst Mutilator: It's got what plants crave!"
While the link doesn't really suggest my tie to your response, the theme in Idiocracy does. We always want to pay more to make a simple process such as fixing a tire "easy" and there fore are dumbed down by not having skills to meet our own needs.
No offense to the OP. It's a growing part of today's society, just as it has been since time started. We have to choose what we have time to learn and deal with.