Originally Posted by Witterings

I read through the whole of this thread and I must admit I'm in the chibibike school of thought on this one!

I feel extremely self conscious wearing my tight fitting Lycra out and about .... all those pervy women just gawping and some even blatantly drawling at me in public it's embarrassing ....
You've seen what they can be like ... verging on hysteria at a Chippendale's show and I think it's made worse because the Chippendale's are on a stage and untouchable .... yet you're there in the supermarket and so close and real it seems to exaggerate their pervy thoughts and encourage their comments ... often laden with innuendo.

What's worse is knowing most of them will probably go home and find a way to perform an act the bible has taught us for years will make us go blind whilst imagining what they'd like to be doing with the bulges in my Lycra ... totally unacceptable as it can play havoc with your concentration and have a huge impact on reducing your average speed.