Originally Posted by
Hypno Toad
The other 1% makes me smile - I drive to gravel races in rural areas and I have a habit of hitting a McD's for a breakfast sandwich on the way to race. Walking in with kit to get my pre-race food, I know I get a lot of looks.

Park a few blocks away, ride the bike to McD's, get off, straighten your dark glasses, unfold your cane and take your seeing eye dog out of the crate pannier...