Originally Posted by Cute Boy Horse

I wouldn't be such a soft sod as to dob myself in to the police about it. Not only is it a sign of a terminal nerd, but the fact that it was chucked away means that any theft and resale it's been through was years ago, and it's lived an entire other life since then. That you're feeling guilty that you're the fourth or tenth owner of ten quid's worth of of halfords BSO after it was stolen some time around the release of Forrest Gump is, to be honest, embarrassing.