Originally Posted by
jefnvk
Ignore him. The way he hates Ortliebs, you'd think a set of them killed his parents and ran off with his wife and kids and turned his dog against him.
Naw, he's jealous that he didn't have any. If he got a pair of Ortliebs, his wife would come back to him, his dog would lick him, and his pickup truck would start running again.