1. Groggily wake up and stumble to shower.
2. After shower, stumble back to my bedroom and look for the pile of lycra put out the night before. Apply chamois cream and get dressed
3. Stumble to kitchen to make coffee.
4. Drink coffee. I might be able to stop stumbling now
5. Grab bike off the wall, fill water bottles with drink of the day, attach computer.
6. Pack pockets with food/gels put on table night before.
7. Grab helmet, shoes, and gloves from cycling cubby hole next to the door and put them on.
8. Grab sunnies and bike, go for a ride.
9. Finally finish waking up about 10 miles in