Way too much... for a 51mi ride first thing in the morning, my ritual is something like...
Wake up
Make coffee
Drink coffee while evacuating bowels and checking facebook. <---- this is the most important step
Wash hands
Put in contacts
Put on kit
Grab a couple gels and a fig bar or two.
one bottle with water, one with sport drink
Check tire pressure by pushing down on the top of the tire... add air as necessary.
put on helmet
ride.

I may add a little more to it if I'm actually driving somewhere for a ride and have to pack things in advance, but in general, I try not to over think these things.