When I first moved back to Denver several months ago I was truckin' up the hill on my bike to grab some Thai food around dusk. I'm biking up on the road and walking toward me on the side walk is a very attractive, dred-locked girl. ( I would compare her to Shakira) wearing one of those peasant shirts. She has a grocery bag in one hand and to this day I swear the world stopped for one moment. I look up, she looks directly at me and without breaking eye contact she reaches up and pulls her breast out to show me! I didn't know what to do so I just kept biking. This is easily my best biking story ever, I wonder if she knows that her moment of candor would peddle my story train for years to come!