Ooohhhhh! I found this real cool gold soccer ball! I was on my way home from a bar shift and had stayed to chill with the waitress way late. I don't play soccer but I HAD TO HAVE IT. I had been drinking, yes. I know...
I already had a full load on my bike but I strapped that bad boy on top of the other crap and rode my shame and pride home in morning rush hour. Got spotted by someone who knew me too, of course... Oh well...
Anyway I still have it. It's super cool actually. Not sure if it inflates or not but maybe someday I'll find out...