Originally Posted by
Matt74
My first “grownup” bike was a late 70s 10 speed from Sears. I think it was named after a golfer.
Ted Williams, a golfer? Good Grief!

You have no credibility at all!
This is Ted Williams, whose name graced lots of Sears sports products:
Ted Williams: "The Greatest Hitter Who Ever Lived" | The Mythology of Ted Williams | American Masters | PBS