Apologies to Billy Gibbons....

Brooks seat, Conti tires
Gonna set the ladies' hearts on fire.
Gum hoods, Fizik wrap
Makes all them other bikes look like crap.

When they come lookin' they say "ooh I like..."
'cuz every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed bike.


Apologies to.... er... whoever invented the limerick....

Are my fingers sufficiently facile?
Or will alternating wrap be a hassle?
Is my old wrap (Benotto)
straight enough for a photo?
Should I plug the right end with a tassle?