I really dont want to be snarkey but I'm afraid to go to bed tonight. If I do then I'll be faced with the fact that the sky is falling and in the morning, because I'm riding my bike to work, Ima be hit by a big ass chunk of it and get squished ...
Should'a got the one wih gears and breaks🎻

For real though, this thread had me thinking I had a front flat all the way to
work(insert sad face here)