Yeah, nah. I don't want the scheduling, the politics, the "group ride etiquette," the repeated-weekly route that shows that some people just never venture outside of their comfort zones. I'll sometimes see a group crossing perpendicular to me at an intersection, and look them up on Fly-Bys. They'll invariably have done the same circuit three or four or five times in the past 4 weeks.

Add to that the fact that the real fast group is Alpha Male City, and the typical club rides average 12-13mph. I just don't fit into either group.