what? How can you call us out without being able to throw down yourself? WTF?

That being said, my portfolio is several years old, and I won't show it to any of you until I update it.

That also being said, this might embarassingly be the impetus for me to finally update my portfolio. Job interviews? No. Grad School applications? No. Show off to Bikeforums nerds? Oh hell yeah! Shut me in my apartment for the rest of the week - studionumbernine is gettin overHAULED!