*shrug* It fits with every experience I’ve ever had or even personally heard of involvong the police. Speeding in the car? They’re all over it. Real crime? Not really their area of expertise. But if you can get the guy to wait around for an hour then the officer sitting in his idling car down the block might be able to make his way there... It is crap that you can’t do anything yourself since they won’t. I’m Certain they’d suddenly be able to make an appearance if you decided to teach someone a lesson for trying to steal your bike. That’s just how it works...