A) Actual job title: Production Specialist. Real job: ETL job design
B) A minimum of 4 miles to a max of 30+ each way. Average is 19 miles each way.
C) I change clothes using baby wipes to clean up the stinky parts.
D) It moves from an empty cube to the cafeteria.
E) Since June 05
F) Year round most weather commuter. 10F and no excessive snow.