They're out there. I seen 'em. The problem is not the hair as they are equally afflicted. It's the odoriferous emanations. Remember the addage; men sweat, women glisten.

A) Truck driver - local - 18 wheeler. So far I have no bike-strike decals on my tractor, ala Fighter Ace. Seriously, this is a real issue on the roads and streets. See the thread on wearing bright clothing - GRRRRRGH!
B) 7 miles R/T
C) Wet wipes, complete change into 100% cotton clothing.
D) I park it in the warehouse.
E) 7 months - just getting started. Hard rain will force me into my carbon based transport. I hate the rain.