When Dylan Bundy was still a fresh-out-of-high-school prospect the Orioles made him stop commuting by bike because he was too valuable to their future to risk injury like that. I hear these days they're asking him to consider sky diving into the ballpark every day.

I kid. He's probably only a year away from being traded to the Cubs for a tub of chewing gum and a mismatched sock and two years away from winning the Cy Young Award. (No, I don't have any lingering bitterness about Jake Arrietta. Why do you ask?)