Originally Posted by
Skipjacks
I look at marathon runners and just think "You know I can do 26.2 miles in like half the time with maybe 10% of the energy, right? Why are you making this distance complicated?"

In boot camp one of our running cadences went:
"Deuce and a half sitting in the motor pool
"I'm out here running like a damned old fool"
And that pretty much sums up my attitude towards running.