Originally Posted by
athrowawaynic
Well, I once placed 3rd in my age group (4 of us total) in a duathlon and won a nifty mug that said "Award Winner" on it. (But I probably could have bought a couple dozen of them instead of paying the race fee.)
I came in last place in a golf tournament once. Everyone on my team received a trophy of a horse's butt.
I'm proud of that trophy to this very day because what it really means is that my team was the only honest players in that tournament!