Originally Posted by linux_author

- our biggest problems are:

1. necessity of verbal/audio warnings to the under- and over-medicated octogenerians out for a walk

2. snowbirds in groups on the path, inevitably with one who will do the 'squirrel dance' when you announce your impending pass

3. dog walkers who let their beloved Fifis take a big 'ol crap in the middle of the path

4. dog walkers who let their beloved Fifis run "Free! Free! Free off the leash!" right as you pass

5. dog walkers who use those retractible leashes and walk on one side of the path while the dog is on the other

6. in-line skaters (invariably women, due to a dearth of male skaters) with ipods and earphones in both ears hogging the center of the path