I had an econ teacher in highschool (2012/2013.. before rec MJ was a thing) tell us that someone should open a pot shop called "budding economy." This is my fall back retirment plan and I don't know a damn that about weed.
(And I agree, weed smells like ass. But that's why most people I know don't even smoke it anymore. They chew it in one form or another)