Consistent with the known law of "Whoever smelt it dealt it," as well as its successor, "Whoever denied it supplied it," one can but wonder if we are the murderer whom we seek; if we are truly hipsters not yet come to terms with our true place in the world. Fast we are to point the finger at "Joe Hipster" but quickly we are to run from the image of our own countenance. We must know that we know that we know that we know whether we are those whom we persecute.

I am a hipster.