ah, you're still doing it wrong.
"real" touring cyclists practice an ultra-spartan lifestyle....it's not just no cigs, no booze, no sex, no electronics.....
to do it right, you've gotta let go of all the trappings of modern society that "they" insist you need, but in reality don't. next tour, travel light....one set of clothes, no stove, eat only raw organic roadkill, use no soap, use no toilet paper. enjoy!