Originally Posted by shants
when i was in 8th grade i went out with some friends to go cow tipping, but none of us weighed much at all and weren't particularly strong. the ground was also quite slick and mud-covered due to that day's rainfall. i ran at this cow (i was ~5'5" at the time) and stiff-armed the ****er right in the belly, but lost my footing and slid right under the ****ing cow between its front and rear legs. this happened to one other friend as well. we then became very determined and tied a piece of rope around one of the cow's hind legs and gave it a group, "tug-o-war" style, pull - up and out. we definitely got the last laugh that night.
I had a friend who thought it would be hilarious to go cow tipping. He and a few buddies were away from home here in CA and found some cows. Anyway, they waited until nighttime and readied themselves. They charged at the cow in the same way they did. The ground was not muddy, nor did he slide under the cow. In fact, the cow got the last laugh this time. When he hit the cow, instead of tipping over, his hands went straight into the cow and he got covered in cow guts. The cow was apparently dead and had been in a state of rest for some time.
Gross.