I got pulled over for biking drunk/high when I wasn't. The cops said
they pulled me over because my eyes were totally bloodshot. This
of course was me biking in the middle of winter w/o eye protection.
They let me go.

Cow tipping: My last name is pronounced "cow" so yeah when all
of you first learned about cow tipping in 3rd grade was the worst.
I was all bruised for a year straight.

jeff